Posted 1:42 a.m., Dec. 23

These quotes are what we think are the most memorable ones of the season. And we serve as your translator, telling you what we think they really meant to say. Let us know what you think.

#1: “Audrina is crazy...She thinks I hooked up with him, like totally serious...It’s so insane...It’s insulting on so many different levels. She's calling me a bad friend. She's calling me a shady person. She's calling me a slut and she's saying I would hook up with him. Yes, Audrina I did. I couldn’t resist his charm and his manners and his impeccable hygiene. I was under the Justin Bobby spell." - Lauren to Lo on the rumor she hooked up with Justin Bobby in Episode 16

Translation: Is this a joke cause I would never touch him.

#2: "If you in your heart are horrified that we’re in a courthouse and your mom is crying and is not talking to you, we don't have to do this right this second...It’s like this rain cloud following me and I don’t want that feeling. I just feel like we’re doing something sneaky and shady...I just want to give you the wedding of your dreams that you have been talking about now for three years...I’ll do it the way you want. I’m sorry. I love you so much.” - Spencer to Heidi in Episode 20 (the finale)

Translation: We'll wait and not legalize in a courtroom without your family.

#3: “I think you’re very controlling and manipulative...I think you’re condescending, rude and very hostile right now.” - Heidi's mom to Spencer in Episode 8

Translation: I can't believe you and I hope you never marry my daughter.

#4: “The worst part is at the end of the day you were one of my best friends and I feel like I’ve completely lost that. I’ve lost another friend. I’m so tired of trying to make you be my friend. I don’t know what to do anymore. I feel pathetic.” – Lauren to Audrina in Episode 5

Translation: Why don't you want to be my friend? I can't believe this is happening to me again! First Heidi, then Jen Bunney and now Audrina.

#5: “I feel like I have friends that actually treat me good and I feel included, and you don’t do that…We’ll never be friends.” - Audrina to Lo in Episode 1 (the premiere)

Translation: Everything was fine before you came into the picture, and I don’t like you.

#6: "You don't think I want to be catching up with her and hearing about how her life has been for the past two years? That was my best friend and now I'm the only one who can't talk to her because of something I had nothing to do with. I think it's hard too because I think Lauren thinks she was the only one hurt in this. I’ve been the one on my own and to lose my best friend and to lose all my friends, it's just been so hard." - Heidi to Holly about Lauren in Episode 9

Translation: I miss Lauren too and it's not fair everybody else is friends with her.

#7: "The day I’m friends with Stephanie again is the day I’m friends with Lauren Conrad." – Spencer to Heidi about She-Pratt in Episode 3

Translation: I'm not going to be friends with my sister because she's friends with the enemy.

#8: "I can't have you visibly intoxicated drunk in front of my partner...He said your boyfriend was there? That's not ok to have your boyfriend there. If he influences you in bad way at the workplace, that’s something you have to work out…I don’t have much of a choice. Get your bag, get your stuff, I’m firing you." - Brent Bolthouse to Heidi in Episode 13

Translation: You're fired. I can't believe I kept you around this long.

#9: “It sounds amazing but it’s scary. I always kind of saw myself in New York. I just didn’t think it would happen this fast.” - Whitney to Kelly Cutrone in Episode 18

Translation: I have to take this awesome job if I get it offered. OMG, I'm going to move to New York.

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